Why England is not doing well at FIFA'10

[Sam]

England, one of the 2010 World Cup contenders- well they won't have it any other way - have by far put up the worst show.
Here are the honest reasons being given by the England players.

1. Some of the fans have been waving the wrong England Flag. The St. George's cross was upside down.

2. Beckham in finely tailored suits and gelled hair. Wear a trackpant please.

3. Coach Capello is not hugging his players like Maradona. Not even a loving glance.

4. Rooney can't score as he has been possessed by the 'ghost' of Elmer Fudd (Looney Tunes). "Watch the woad, Wabbit!"

5. The presence of prince William and Harry in the stands means players have to keep bowing - Interrupting the flow you see.

[c.k.]

Elmer Fudd